A Christmas Wish About Scammers – A Scammer Christmas Poem

RSN Home » Romance Scams Now™ Articles » Romance Scamming Regions » African Scams & Scammers™ » A Christmas Wish About Scammers – A Scammer Christmas Poem

A Christmas Wish About Scammers – A Scammer Christmas Poem

Please Share SCARS|RSN - Help Save Other Victims!

A Christmas Wish About Scammers – A Christmas Poem

A little thought for their victims!

As Christmas draws near, we wish the victims of scammers good cheer!

Just for you we give you this little funny, in the hope that you will briefly forget your lost money!

The

By Tom Borman & Jane Ward

Twas the before Christmas, when all through Ghana
Not a scammer was stirring, not Ana, or even Hanna ;

The emails were hung by their laptops with care,
In hopes that Someone’s Money soon would be there;

The scammers were nestled all snug in their chairs,
While visions of bank accounts made them say who really cares;

And a scammer in her ‘kerchief, and another in his cap,
Had just settled on Yahoo Chat for a long scammers rap;

When out on street there arose such a clatter,
that they all sprang up to see what was the matter.

Away to the window some flew like a flash,
others tore open doors or threw up the sash.

The moon shining barely did glow,
giving a gloomy aspect to all objects below;

When what to their scamming eyes did they see,
but with a machine gun laden humvee;

With his machine gun fire so lively and slick,
they knew in a moment they’d be dead really quick.

More rapid than eagles his bullets they came,
and he whistled, and shouted, and called them their name:

“Now, Scumbag, Now Thief, Now Scammer, and Liar!
die, Fraudster, Sakawa, and Stealer in machine gun fire!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
he shot them all away! Fall away! Fall away all!

As shells that before the wild barrage did fly,
when they met with their end, the scammers did die;

So throughout Accra the sounds they flew
with the bringer of death and hum-vee too!

And then, in a tinkling, they heard from the din
the last of their bodies fall, so rotting could begin.

As they drew in last breaths, and were falling around,
Rambo threw in a grenade with a bounce and a bound.

All dressed all in his cammo from his head to his rear,
his clothes were covered with blood it was clear;

A bundle of bombs he last flung from his pack,
and he looked satisfied as he whirled and turned back.

His eyes, how they twinkled! his mood, how merry!
his cheeks were like roses, and his smile so scary!

His grinning smile so wide drawn up like a bow,
and the smoke from his gun was as white as snow;

The stub of a Cuban cigar he held tight in his teeth,
and the smoke encircled his head like a Christmas wreath;

With his broad face and depleted ammo belt light,
he laughed, and knew these scammers truly felt fright.

He was happy, so happy, a right jolly old elf,
and he laughed when he saw them, in spite of himself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
soon gave them the nod ’cause they were all dead;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
and took back all their stealing; then turned with a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,
and giving a final nod, back in his humvee he rose;

As he left behind the dead he gave a sharp whistle,
And away he flew like a nuclear cruise missile.

But some heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
Happy Christmas to all, and to all scammers good night!

Merry Christmas Scammers!

RSN Team
a division of SCARS
Miami Florida U.S.A.

 

– – – – – – – – – – – – – – END – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

 

More Information From RomanceScamsNow.com

– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

Tell us about your experiences with Romance Scammers in our Scams Discussion Forum on Facebook »

– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

FAQ: How Do You Properly Report Scammers?

It is essential that law enforcement knows about scams & scammers, even though there is nothing (in most cases) that they can do.

Always report scams involving money lost or where you received money to:

  1. Local Police – ask them to take an “informational” police report – say you need it for your insurance
  2. Your National Police or FBI (www.IC3.gov)
  3. The Scars Worldwide Reporting Network HERE or on www.Anyscam.com

This helps your government understand the problem, and allows law enforcement to add scammers on watch lists worldwide.

– – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –

Visit our NEW Main RSN Facebook page for much more information about scams and online crime: www.facebook.com/RSN.Main.News.And.Inromation.Home.Page

 

To learn more about SCARS visit www.AgainstRomanceScams.org

Please be sure to report all scammers HERE or on www.Anyscam.com

All original content is Copyright © 1991 – 2018 SCARS All Rights Reserved Worldwide & Webwide – RSN/Romance Scams Now & SCARS/Society of Citizens Against Romance Scams are all trademarks of Society of Citizens Against Romance Scams Inc.

 

The following two tabs change content below.
SCARS/RSN™ RomanceScamsNow.com™™ is the official News Magazine of the Society of Citizens Against Relationship Scams™ Incorporated [SCARS]™ It is edited and published by the SCARS/RSN Team, a division of SCARS. SCARS is the world's leading anti-scam charitable nonprofit nongovernmental organization, based in Miami Florida U.S.A. Its founder has been involved in combating online fraud since 1991. SCARS™ - the Society of Citizens Against Relationship Scams Inc. is a charitable nonprofit nongovernmental organization (NGO) dedicated to advocating victim's causes and changing government and law enforcement attitudes toward online fraud for good! Please join us in becoming a member of SCARS - it's free! Add your voice so that the world will listen at last - just go to www.AgainstScams.org. The SCARS/RSN website and all of our publications (including social media) are maintained by our own staff employees and volunteers to provide you the most up to date information about scams & scammers from around the world. We show you how to avoid them or recover from them. SCARS is the only registered online crime victims' assistance & support organization in the world. Be sure to report scammers here. Also, visit our main Facebook page for more information about romance scams.
Please Share SCARS|RSN - Help Save Other Victims!

One Comment

  1. Romance Scams Now Publisher December 21, 2013 at 12:18 pm - Reply

    Hope you like our warped and twisted Christmas Poem! But given what scammers do to people at this time of year it seemed appropriate. Share your thoughts with us?

Leave A Comment

Translate / Traducir »
%d bloggers like this: