Scammer Grammar

Scammers are always looking for more effective words. Many people have learned to be on their guard, and they’re likely to suspect an overly aggressive phishing phone call from a fake credit card customer service agent speaking accented English. But victims still fall for the bad language use every day!

Online scammers use similar techniques. When texting or emailing their marks, or posting information in fake profiles, or messaging, they often work from “scripts” of prewritten boilerplate language. The most effective conversational gambits are saved and distributed to other scammers in the network, and they cut-and-paste the scripts into their grifts at crucial moments.

BUT THEY SOMETIMES ARE FORCED TO IMPROVISE!

This is where the scammer grammar becomes more obvious.

The following are examples of language we have seen and copied to share their unscripted writing styles:

Samantha Kazi kazi.samantha@outlook.com

am Samantha age 34, medium built, 60 k and stands 5”ft 8 inches tall? I love dancing, bowling, cooking and reading novels I do have allots of interest though am intelligent, loyal, affectionate, romantic, good listener and responsible.am looking for a special, loving relationship with a unique Man who is affectionate, Handsome, with a shapely figure, sincere, easygoing, with interests and characteristics similar to mine…someone who wants a meaningful, serious, long-term relationship….I am looking for someone who has a great sense of humor and big heart, is curious about new things that would like to share new experiences or old habits…

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I am Samantha age 34, medium built, 127ibs and stands 5”ft 8 inches tall? I love dancing, bowling, cooking and reading novels I do have allots of  interest though am intelligent, loyal, affectionate, romantic, good listener and responsible.I’m crazy about all pets and enjoy home life and different  domestic affairs, making cozy home and creating something special in the kitchen, Cooking and am especially good at preparing fried rice and  chicken, baking cakes, cookies.you can mail me at kazi.samantha@outlook.com

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thanks allots dearest and please dont forget to check your email and reply…

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hello dearest,

how are you doing , hope you great ..well Yes am mixed race half Australian Half South African but i was born in South Africa..which side of America are you because i have stayed there for 5 years and i do have a green card..I was staying in Bristol a very cute place and that ‘s where i learnt to be a hair stylish…am 34 years old and it will be good to get to know you and if possible be with you…kindly reply back and let take it from here…Sam

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my dear my aunt lives in U.S.A for 25 years and i got it through relative permit..i left there just three months ago because mum is very sick down here and just need some support…She is getting better day in and out ..Well there is always something we all want that is someone who will care for you and love you dearly…

Alice  (alicecare98) joys.alice@yahoo.com

I am sweet, thoughtful, kind, and have a great sense of humor. I am very easy going and laid back. I am often told that I am very easy to talk with. I am not an angry person, and I am not interested in someone that is. Having past events shape your life is one thing, carrying the past as a burden that sits heavily upon your shoulders is not the way I view life. I am happy with myself, and my life, and I like to think it shows.

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me: Hi Alice, I hope you are not a resident evil! :)
Alice: what do you mean by resident evill
me: You are not an American are you?
Alice: no, is that problem for you

Louise B (louiseb31)

I’m a loving, caring, faithful Christian woman. I attend church on a regular basis and focus on my faith as it keeps me grounded and pointed in the right direction. . I work hard and love to be at home. I am a hopeless romantic as i seek someone who loves passion, romance, surprises and desires to be loved like no other. I love weekend trips to the beach or lake or just go to the pool and lay in the sun and spend time with each other. Movies and good dinner out are my choice over bars and clubs which i dont not go too! Im looking for a faithful, caring man. One who loves life and hates drama. Im not looking for one night stands or friends with benefits. I want to fall in love for the last time in my life and find the soul mate and best friend….

Heather Cromwell  heathercromwell1982@live.com +1 (810) 522-4195

I’m a Lady who is young in body, mind and spirit. Is compassionate, caring and fun loving. Wears a smile most of the time, has a sense of humor and a love of laughter. A helpless romantic who believes chemistry is important between two people Who is loving, passionate, sensual and a little on the playful side….. then you’ve found her.
My friends say I am feminine, sexy and attractive. Of course they are my friends. At least no one has asked me to put a sack over my head yet.
Am a good listener with a serious side when life calls for it, Sincere, honest, and loyal. I believe in integrity, communication and the ability to compromise if/or when needed.
I love to dance, write poetry, take long walks, go antiquing and holding hands. My interests are diverse enough that to list them all would cause me to run out of space. I do enjoy the water and being outdoors in the warm weather.. Cold weather is for cuddling…

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I just have to tell you this because i feel more comfortable to disclose this to you after reading your profile ….. what happened was that, i am the only child of my family and my dad have an oil company in the state also many house’s…As the only child of my parents my parents will all there property on my name after there death…i want you to know that i have always love my ex boyfriend so much,i change all my name on the property to his,i did this all because i Love him…i want you to know that i never new he was a gold digger and he was after my parents property….he sold the oil company,also the house’s all that belong to me…i never new this,before i got to know he have already sold everything….i don’t know what to do no more. After all his bad behaviors to me with his new gotten wife i left the states to west Yorkshire UK,cos my mum have a house in there by the time i got there i also found out that he sold my mum house in the UK…i was so mad and i don’t know what to do no more….Before my dad died,he use to tell me that he had a 1000 Acre’s of land in Nigeria …I left UK to Nigeria i have all the documents of the land with me I got to Nigeria and i found the land….i want you to know that the land is all i have left…i have been in here for 4 weeks now and the Government in here bought the land from me cos i put FOR SALE on the land…I sold the land for the government in here for $4.5million {$4.5,000,000:00 }….After i was paid i took the money to a bank in here to transfer the money to an account,i was told that they can not transfer money from Nigeria to another country cos they are under develop in here,i want you to know that i went to about 10 banks and i was told the same that the can only transfer within there country…I don’t know what to do no more…and i am scared in here cos i don’t want all this bad boys here to find out that i have this kind of money in here cos i might get setup and they can kill me and have the money….Now i have to go and deposit the money in a security company…I have put the money in two boxes wish i have lock with 4 codes and its only me can open the boxes with the 4 codes and i do not let anyone knows that i have money in the boxes….i want you to know that i have deposit the money with a security company,the company is a Private shipment company….and there is no problem with the boxes when the company are shipping the boxes. Now i am needing your help and trust with this…i want you to help me with this boxes…honey i want to come over to your end and start a new life again…and also i hope you are really serious having a serious relationship with me… i need your trust and help with this boxes,i want the boxes to be shipped to you while i come to you as soon as you get the boxes…. i know we have just met and i know i am just meeting you here on sit and believe i can trust you with this money…cos my heart is set on you and my heart tell me that i can trust you…this is where we have to build our trust and please can i hope i can trust you with this and will you help me?Trust is Letting others know your feelings, emotions and reactions, and having the confidence in them to respect you and to not take advantage of you,Trust is Sharing your inner feelings and thoughts with others with the belief that they will not spread them indiscriminately..30% of the money is yours and also what kind of investment do you think we can do as soon as the boxes get to you,also i will like us to buy a new house we can leave and be together…i want you to know that what is mine is always yours for someone i love…I hope to read from you soon and i hope you are not gonna get mad at me with all this…May almighty God open your heart to help me ..heathercromwell1982@live.com
you can text me on my usa phone i came down with it +18105224195

Heather

Jennie (leaberry21)

I am an easygoing person , caring , loving , cool , calm , kind , generous , faithful , honest , discipline, humble , God fearing and I’m more interested in spiritual happiness than material gain. I try to remain as humble as possible. I’m no saint by any means but It is important to me. I love children,I’m childlike, love to laugh and joke, keep things light and count my blessing. I don’t drink or Smoke, but don’t hold it against any one who does..i have HEARING IMPAIRED i can only text for now…

I wants and needs a man to share life with. To share the good and bad times, I believe that a relationship should be a 50/50 proposition, where no one person is doing the entire task of life. Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. If you’re truly interested in finding out more about me, then I would LOVE to hear from you.

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Good Morning how was your night? my name is Jennie im 34 yrs old ,i have a 5yrs old son,I’m Mixed races ..i have been Widowed over 4yrs now ..I want a man who is romantic,passionate,generous,loving,caring,respects others,God fearing and everything good a man could be and a woman could
want..Please get back to me if you re interested in meeting me….What re you looking for in a lady ??

Carol Smith cs182229@gmail.com carolsmith280@yahoo.com

I m a quiet, kind, loyal. A great meaning for me is a human soul. Circle of my interests is various. I like the literature, music, and cinema. personality traits are honest, kind, loyal, flexible, elegant, sociable, sensitive, gentle, cheerful, optimistic, romantic .My perception of an ideal , I would like to see near me clever, intelligent, and reliable man. Which would require my emotional heat, capable to like and respect the man

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Hello Cutie,
How are you doing ? My name is Carol, I’m Single, and i am looking for a honest man in my life. I’m a very passionate and romantic woman and not  afraid to show my affections in private or public. I am very clean and like seeing things and people clean as well. I will always treat my man well and  with respect and love and cherish him. I’m very easy going and down to earth. I Believe that a strong relationship is not based only on sex life but that a strong relationship builds a strong love life that leads to a strong and great sex life and can only happen with open communication,trust and commitment and constantly working together and being honest with my man. I would love to chat more and get to know you more than this and  send you more of my pictures.
Do u care for private Emailing or you can drop your phone number for me here so that i can text
Please, I will like you to reply me in my email ( cs182229@gmail.com) or ( carolsmith280..AT..yahoo DOT com) and you can drop your email for me on here
Thanks
Hoping to hear from you soon
Carol

Michelle

I am a petite, graceful lady with a curvy figure, naturally blond hair and hazel eyes. I love music and fun but I like to hang close to home as well. I am laid back and easy-going. I think it is important to have a good sense of humor and a positive outlook. I enjoy laughter and I do it often. I have a quick wit and I am not afraid to be silly.I would like to meet someone active and easy-going who enjoys music and has interests, passions and goals. If you are kind and considerate of others’ feelings, I would love to meet you. I enjoy being able to talk with someone about any odd topic and just have fun with it.

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