Scammer Grammar

Scammers are always looking for more effective words. Many people have learned to be on their guard, and they’re likely to suspect an overly aggressive phishing phone call from a fake credit card customer service agent speaking accented English. But victims still fall for the bad language use every day!

Online scammers use similar techniques. When texting or emailing their marks, or posting information in fake profiles, or messaging, they often work from “scripts” of prewritten boilerplate language. The most effective conversational gambits are saved and distributed to other scammers in the network, and they cut-and-paste the scripts into their grifts at crucial moments.

BUT THEY SOMETIMES ARE FORCED TO IMPROVISE!

This is where the scammer grammar becomes more obvious.

The following are examples of language we have seen and copied to share their unscripted writing styles:

Linny Holley Linnyholley@yahoo.com

I am a loving, caring,responsible,compassionate and honest individual. I always value people’s feelings first and I want them to be comfortable with me. I always treat them as how I want to be treated, wit, honesty, sarcasm, and a good sense of fun and feels like the glass is half full rather than empty. I am a woman who is confident and strong in passions, work ethic, and personal relationships. I appreciate man and feel comfortable in receiving the same appreciation back. I’m an all around character with an easy smile. I’m easily amused and often amusing.I have a pleasant disposition, a compassionate heart, good manners and morals, I respect my man wishes, I am loyal, happy, trustworthy, and a bit of a romantic at heart.

I’m looking for a man with whom I can explore new dreams, passions or ideas and share everything together that life has to offer: including mutual respect, trust and affection. Someone that would become my best friend. A man that will communicate with me if there is a problem and tries to solve it together. I do not expect to have perfect harmony all the time: I do like to be challenged now and then. Compatibility is essential and integrity is a must

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Hello, how are you doing, I am very new on here and i would really love to know more about you and see how we can go from there,by the way i am  hard of hearing woman with a great heart and hope my disability wont turn you off.I hope my bad english wont also be a problem as my disability has  really affected the construction of my English. kindly hit me back if you are interested.I’ll appreciate it if you message me directly to my private email

Linnyholley@yahoo.com

Linny

Whitney whouston@rocketmail.com

I’m here because my friend found her husband on this site, so I hope my husband is somewhere on this web-site as well. I want to find my only one to create a happy family with. I’m a nice, kind-hearted girl with a good temper and warm soul, I can be shy sometimes, but I don’t think it’s a problem.

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Hello, How are you doing? My name is Whitney from virginia, Im new here looking for /friendship/ love/ LTR / Marriage! I express in interest in your  profile and would love to get to know more about you! here is my Address whouston (at) rocketmail (dot) com hoping to hear from you soon!
Have a nice day!
Whitney

Debby & Gloria Babe debbybabe101@hotmail.com

Profile #1

Loving and tender relationship is my main goal now. I am tender, young lady who is searching for love and serious relationship. I am honest, tender woman, love cooking and animals. I am optimistic person, deeply loyal and trying to search something good and pleasant in everything. If we have something common, write me.

Profile #2

Oops, I’m not sure about internet dating, I don’t know if it works, but my friends have convinced me to give it a go, so here goes..i am very simple honest and easy going …i seek for a honest and sincere man that i can love and trust someone that i can grow iwth and spend the rest of happy life together do not consider age as a boundary of love or relationship ….Two is such a nice number, and infinitely more fun than one. Kindly be a gentleman to send email when I wink if you interested. Cheers

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My name is Deborah ,i’m a new member on here and i’m a single lady who is looking to meet an honest and caring man to start a relationship with , I  am a sociable and positive person ,I’m ambitious and goal-oriented lady and already know what I need in life ,I don`t think there exist ideal love or  ideal friendship. Love is a hard work sometimes. But if two people really need each other, if they appreciate each other and wish the best for their  relationships, love is the way to get pleasure from being together and to find real happiness in our world,I will like to get to know more about you and  if i may ask what exactly are you looking for …hopping to read back from you as soon as possible ,you can also write me through my email below, debbybabe101@hotmail.com

Debby .

Abigail (amblessed000)

Am abigail and new here what i want is true love and am looking forward to meeting the right man that would make me feel as a woman

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victim: Hi
amblessed000: hello
amblessed000: how are you
victim: I’m good, and you?
amblessed000: am great
victim: what’s the meaning behind your profile name?
amblessed000: Am Abigail and am new to this site
victim: yes I see you signed up today
amblessed000: yes how long have you been on this site
victim: what’s the meaning behind your profile name?
amblessed000: you want to know why my  username says am blessed
victim: why did you choose that?
amblessed000: because  God has given me long lasting life and  i have him in my life and i always walk with  him and i would fear no evil
victim: do you live in Accra proper or outside the city?
amblessed000:  Accra
victim: Why did you lie in your profile?
victim: Did a friend do your profile for you or were you visiting a friend when you did it?

Precious (pf4life32) pfluv1111@gmail.com

I am sexy girl, very attractive and seeking for a nice gentle man to settle down and love, some one who is out for good measures and ready to love and be Loved, who do not have problem with age or distance, I am honest, kind, respectful and want the same from my partner

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Hello dear,

I am Precious, New I am new to the inter dating looking for true Love and Soul mate, If you are also seeking for the same then lets get to know each  other better to see if we are compatible and have things in common.
Write me an email and tell me more about your self and what you are looking for in a woman and i will also reply with more about me and send you my  pictures. My email address is ( pfluv1111@gmail.com ) you can even add me to your yahoo messenger list for instant chat. because i am online now kiss and hugs

Precious

Ally Remez (allyremez)

i am seeking for a serious Commitment and everlasting Relationship with a rightful Soul mate to Love, who is going to be Kind of Open, Honest, Caring and faithful man to Love and be with for the Rest of my Life Best Features:is my smile! About Me:Instead of just looking at pictures….do men REALLY closely READ PROFILES? I hope so because it tells a much bigger story of the person than just photos. I love the outdoors, live music, and being active whether biking, hiking, snorkeling, boating, sailing,or just walking. I enjoy dining out in new places, touring wineries, museums, taking drives to no where in particular. I love the mountains and beaches – enjoy travel, concerts, live theater. I enjoy most anything and being able to share it with someone special is what I am looking for. I am lace N roses too for nine where the shouting happens. Tell me about yourself – what your favorite activity is, about your work, your kids, your hobbies, what music you enjoy. If you are from anywhere please detail what part of town. I don’t spent a lot of time on these sites so please if you have interest do more than send a flirt. Send me an Email with some information about you. But do read my profile closely first and learn A LITTLE ABOUT ME. About the one am looking for:I enjoy a gentle man that has God fearing who makes me laugh, who can carry on a conversation and feel comfortable in most any social situation who also enjoys going out and doing things versus sitting at home watching life go by on the television. I’d rather experience it myself than watch others do it on TV. I do, however, enjoy a few sitcoms and movies, but don’t consider myself a couch potato. I’m looking for someone with old fashioned traditional values who treats a woman with respect and courtesy – so yes opening car doors and pulling out chairs is sweet and appreciated by me. I love working in the yard, and helping with remodeling projects. I’d just like to add…:I enjoy the contemporary Christian church I attend and believe in the importance of a couple having the same faith and bond when it comes time to enter into a more long lasting relationship, so meeting someone who shares my Christian faith is important to me. I also value family and friends and hope a person I meet shares that traditional value.

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